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    <title>Put Yo Ass On Blast &#45; News</title>
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    <dc:creator>ismail.akel@gmail.com</dc:creator>
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      <title>Horny Old Woman On Bus!</title>
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<img src="/images/uploads/image_upload/hornyoldwoman.jpg" alt="Horny Old Woman On Bus!" /><br />	  <p>
	Horny Old Woman On Bus!</p>
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      <dc:subject>OMG, SMH, WTF, WOW, LMAO, PYAOB</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-05-15T05:25:45+00:00</dc:date>
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	<description>Seriously WTF? LMAO</description>
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      <title>Rick Ross &#45; Cake Remix feat. Rihanna (Music Video) You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?</title>
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<img src="/images/uploads/image_upload/cakeremixrickross.jpg" alt="Rick Ross - Cake Remix feat. Rihanna (Music Video) You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?" /><br />	  <p>
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	Rick Ross - Cake Remix feat. Rihanna (Music Video) You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?&nbsp;</div>
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	The Untouchable Maybach Empire presents Rick Ross - Cake Remix feat. Rihanna (Music Video) Directed by DRE Films.</div>
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	Self Made Vol. 2 drops June 26th</div>
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	Rick Ross God Forgives, I Don&#39;t drops July 31st</div>
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	Download Meek Mill Dream Chasers 2 <a href="http://piff.me/201ee08">http://piff.me/201ee08</a></div>
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	Meek Mill Dreams and Nightmares drops August 28th</div>
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      <dc:subject>PYAOB, Blast It or Trash It?</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-05-15T05:20:08+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Idiot Can&#8217;t Drive A Lamborghini And Crashes In A Chicago Suburb!</title>
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<img src="/images/uploads/image_upload/lambocrash.jpg" alt="Idiot Can&#8217;t Drive A Lamborghini And Crashes In A Chicago Suburb!" /><br />	  <p>
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	Idiot Can&#39;t Drive A Lamborghini And Crashes In A Chicago Suburb!</div>
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	Lamborghini Crashes in Chicago Suburbs.</div>
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	Lamborghini Gallardo racing through turn on Chicago suburb street doesn&#39;t end well. Good thing I had the video camera out to record it all. Can&#39;t believe this actually happened.</div>
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      <dc:subject>OMG, SMH, WTF, WOW, LMAO, PYAOB</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-05-15T05:15:31+00:00</dc:date>
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	<description>What A Big Ass Dummy, Just Had To Show Off...LMAO</description>
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      <title>Big Rat Stuck In Glue Trap &#8220;We Had To Shoot It&#8221;</title>
      <link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com/comments/big_rat_stuck_in_glue_trap_we_had_to_shoot_it</link>
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	Big Rat Stuck In Glue Trap &quot;We Had To Shoot It&quot;</p>
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	This big rat was in our house. We do not like to use glue traps, but nothing else would work, as you can see there is a giant rat trap stuck in the glue trap that it had drug into it after it survived it. Also, the rat had not been suffering for very long, we found it right after it got in it, and we did not let it suffer and starve, unforunatly we had to shoot it!</div>
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      <dc:subject>OMG, SMH, WTF, WOW, LMAO, PYAOB</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-05-07T05:25:07+00:00</dc:date>
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	<description>Disgusting, He Should of Recorded Himself Shooting That Rat...LMAO</description>
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      <title>Can We Say &#8220;Lame Nigga Be Quiet&#8221; WTF Is He Doing?</title>
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	Can We Say &quot;Lame Nigga Be Quiet&quot; WTF Is He Doing?</p>
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	I Don&#39;t Think He Understands What &quot;LAME NIGGA BE QUIET&quot; Means...LMAO</div>
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      <dc:subject>OMG, SMH, WTF, WOW, LMAO, PYAOB</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-05-07T05:20:40+00:00</dc:date>
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	<title>Can We Say &#8220;Lame Nigga Be Quiet&#8221; WTF Is He Doing?</title>
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	<description>I Don't Think He Understands What "LAME NIGGA BE QUIET" Means...LMAO</description>
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      <title>Monkey Tries To Have Sex With Dog!</title>
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	Monkey Tries To Have Sex With Dog!</div>
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	Regardless of what anyone says the dog and the monkey are very well cared for ... (They were rescued by someone that owns the hotel where we were staying! Koh Samui, Thailand)</div>
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	But yeah, the monkey tries to have his wicked way with the dog LOL</div>
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      <dc:subject>OMG, SMH, WTF, WOW, LMAO, PYAOB</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-05-07T05:15:45+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Tara Makhani&#8217;s Kills &#8220;Someone Like You&#8221; Cover By Adele You Decide Blast It or Trash It?</title>
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<img src="/images/uploads/image_upload/1adele.jpg" alt="Tara Makhani&#8217;s Kills &#8220;Someone Like You&#8221; Cover By Adele You Decide Blast It or Trash It?" /><br />	  <p>
	Tara Makhani&#39;s Kills &quot;Someone Like You&quot; Cover By Adele You Decide Blast It or Trash It?</p>
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      <dc:subject>PYAOB, Blast It or Trash It?</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-05-07T05:13:07+00:00</dc:date>
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	<title>Tara Makhani&#8217;s Kills &#8220;Someone Like You&#8221; Cover By Adele You Decide Blast It or Trash It?</title>
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      <title>Nicki Minaj Live For Now Pepsi Commercial &#8220;Now In a Moment&#8221;</title>
      <link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com/comments/nicki_minaj_live_for_now_pepsi_commercial_now_in_a_moment</link>
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<img src="/images/uploads/image_upload/1nickiminajpepsi.jpg" alt="Nicki Minaj Live For Now Pepsi Commercial &#8220;Now In a Moment&#8221;" /><br />	  <p>
	Nicki Minaj Live For Now Pepsi Commercial &quot;Now In a Moment&quot;</p>
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      <dc:subject>PYAOB</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-05-07T05:10:47+00:00</dc:date>
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	<title>Nicki Minaj Live For Now Pepsi Commercial &#8220;Now In a Moment&#8221;</title>
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	<description>Nicki Keeps Gettin Mo Money!</description>
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      <title>2 Chainz Feat Jadakiss &#8220;One Day At A Time&#8221; You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?</title>
      <link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com/comments/2_chainz_feat_jadakiss_one_day_at_a_time_you_decide_blast_it_or_trash_it</link>
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<img src="/images/uploads/image_upload/2chainzonedayatatime.jpg" alt="2 Chainz Feat Jadakiss &#8220;One Day At A Time&#8221; You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?" /><br />	  <p>
	2 Chainz Feat Jadakiss &quot;One Day At A Time&quot; You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?</p>
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      <dc:subject>PYAOB, Blast It or Trash It?</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-05-07T05:05:26+00:00</dc:date>
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	<title>2 Chainz Feat Jadakiss &#8220;One Day At A Time&#8221; You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?</title>
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      <title>DJ Drama &#8220;We In This&#8221; Ft: Future, Young Jeezy, T.I. Ludacris You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?</title>
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<img src="/images/uploads/image_upload/1djdramaweinthis.jpg" alt="DJ Drama &#8220;We In This&#8221; Ft: Future, Young Jeezy, T.I. Ludacris You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?" /><br />	  <p>
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	DJ Drama &quot;We In This&quot; Ft: Future, Young Jeezy, T.I. Ludacris You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?</div>
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	DJ Drama recruits an all star Atlanta cast for this one.</div>
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	Directed by Benny Boom.</div>
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      <dc:subject>PYAOB, Blast It or Trash It?</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-05-07T05:03:37+00:00</dc:date>
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	<title>DJ Drama &#8220;We In This&#8221; Ft: Future, Young Jeezy, T.I. Ludacris You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?</title>
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      <title>DJ Khaled Explains Why He Jumped In The Ocean With Jordan&#8217;s!</title>
      <link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com/comments/dj_khaled_explains_why_he_jumped_in_the_ocean_with_jordans</link>
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<img src="/images/uploads/image_upload/1djkhaled.jpg" alt="DJ Khaled Explains Why He Jumped In The Ocean With Jordan&#8217;s!" /><br />	  <p>
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	DJ Khaled Explains Why He Jumped In The Ocean With Jordan&#39;s!</div>
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	DJ Khaled tells us what are his favoite sneakers and why he decided to jump into the ocean with a pair of Jordan 3&#39;s.</div>
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      <dc:subject>WOW, LMAO, PYAOB</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-05-07T05:00:10+00:00</dc:date>
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	<title>DJ Khaled Explains Why He Jumped In The Ocean With Jordan&#8217;s!</title>
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      <title>Dead Body Found In A Barn At Kentucky Derby 2012!</title>
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<img src="/images/uploads/image_upload/1racederbydead.jpg" alt="Dead Body Found In A Barn At Kentucky Derby 2012!" /><br />	  <p>
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	Dead Body Found In A Barn At Kentucky Derby 2012!</div>
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	Police: Homicide at Kentucky Derby Track</div>
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	The discovery of a man&#39;s body Sunday in the stable area of Churchill Downs was being investigated as a homicide, but there is no connection to the race track or the Kentucky Derby, police said.</div>
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      <dc:subject>RIP, OMG, SMH, WTF, WOW, PYAOB</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-05-06T05:20:47+00:00</dc:date>
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	<title>Dead Body Found In A Barn At Kentucky Derby 2012!</title>
	<link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com//images/uploads/image_upload/1racederbydead.jpg</link>
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      <title>Rihanna Performs &#8220;Birthday Cake&#8221; &#45; &#8220;Talk That Talk&#8221; &#45; &#8220;Where Have You Been&#8221; On Saturday Night Live!</title>
      <link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com/comments/rihanna_performs_birthday_cake_-_talk_that_talk_-_where_have_you_been_on_sa</link>
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<img src="/images/uploads/image_upload/1rihannasnl.jpg" alt="Rihanna Performs &#8220;Birthday Cake&#8221; - &#8220;Talk That Talk&#8221; - &#8220;Where Have You Been&#8221; On Saturday Night Live!" /><br />	  <p>
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	Rihanna Performs &quot;Birthday Cake&quot; - &quot;Talk That Talk&quot; - &quot;Where Have You Been&quot; On Saturday Night Live!</div>
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	Rihanna was the musical guest on Saturday Night Live yesterday. The pop star performed &quot;Birthday Cake,&quot; &quot;Talk That Talk&quot; and &quot;Where Have You Been.&quot;</div>
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      <dc:subject>PYAOB, Blast It or Trash It?</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-05-06T05:15:01+00:00</dc:date>
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	<title>Rihanna Performs &#8220;Birthday Cake&#8221; - &#8220;Talk That Talk&#8221; - &#8220;Where Have You Been&#8221; On Saturday Night Live!</title>
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	<description>Still Waiting To See When Rihanna & Chris Brown Shoot The Video To The Cake Remix!</description>
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      <title>CAP1 &#8220;ON MY WAY&#8221; You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?</title>
      <link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com/comments/cap1_on_my_way_you_decide_blast_it_or_trash_it</link>
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<img src="/images/uploads/image_upload/1cap1onmyway.jpg" alt="CAP1 &#8220;ON MY WAY&#8221; You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?" /><br />	  <p>
	CAP1 &quot;ON MY WAY&quot; You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?</p>
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      <dc:subject>PYAOB, Blast It or Trash It?</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-05-06T05:10:43+00:00</dc:date>
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	<title>CAP1 &#8220;ON MY WAY&#8221; You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?</title>
	<link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com//images/uploads/image_upload/1cap1onmyway.jpg</link>
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	<description>You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?</description>
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      <title>Floyd Mayweather Jr. Defeated Miguel Cotto By Unanimous Decision!</title>
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	Floyd Mayweather Jr. Defeated Miguel Cotto By Unanimous Decision!</div>
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	LAS VEGAS -- When people look back at the Hall of Fame-worthy careers of Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Miguel Cotto, the boxers&#39; fight on Saturday night at the MGM Grand Garden Arena will be the one they probably remember.</div>
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	It was a barnburner, one of the most exciting fights of Mayweather&#39;s career; Cotto, of course, is typically in exciting fights. But as usual, it was Mayweather who put his punches together and evaded enough to win, taking a unanimous decision and a junior middleweight title for the second time in his career.</div>
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	Miguel Cotto &quot;was no pushover,&quot; according to Floyd Mayweather Jr., who took more punishment from the Puerto Rican star on Saturday than in perhaps any previous fight in his career.</div>
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	&quot;You&#39;re a helluva champion,&quot; Mayweather said to Cotto in the ring after the fight. &quot;You&#39;re the toughest guy I ever fought.&quot;</div>
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	Now Mayweather -- headed to jail on June 1 for an 87-day sentence at the Clark County Detention Center in Las Vegas for a domestic battery conviction -- can offer a new mantra: 43 have tried and now 43 have failed.</div>
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	&quot;Look, when fights are on pay-per-view, you want to give the fans what they pay for, and that&#39;s excitement,&quot; said Mayweather, who elected to do an in-ring interview with HBO&#39;s Larry Merchant after threatening not to following their blow-up during a postfight interview after Mayweather&#39;s September victory against Victor Ortiz.</div>
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	Cotto didn&#39;t go down without a fight. He pressed and pushed and cracked Mayweather with many hard punches, probably as many punishing shots as Mayweather has ever been hit with.</div>
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	Mayweather is 35 now, and maybe the pound-for-pound king has lost just a step, so he is a little easier to hit. But he still got the job done and, for a change, in very exciting fashion.</div>
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	In picking up his eighth world title belt in five weight classes, Mayweather looked good in victory. But Cotto, 31, a three-division champion in his own right, also looked good. In fact, Cotto gave Mayweather a tougher fight than he gave Manny Pacquiao in their 2009 welterweight title bout, a 12th-round knockout for Pacquiao.</div>
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	&quot;The judges said I lost the fight. I can&#39;t do anything else. I have to take my defeat,&quot; Cotto said. &quot;I brought my best and I did my best every morning in training camp and I did my best tonight.&quot;</div>
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	Mentally reborn following his emotional victory against Antonio Margarito in their December rematch, Cotto fought as well as he has in years.</div>
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	Saul Alvarez suffered the first cut of his career Saturday, but you should&#39;ve seen the other guy. Canelo battered Shane Mosley with body shots in a runaway decision. Story</div>
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	&quot;I&#39;m happy with my fight and with my performance,&quot; he said. &quot;So is my family. I can&#39;t ask for anything else.&quot;</div>
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	With most of the crowd of 16,047 cheering for Puerto Rico&#39;s Cotto, he was able to bull Mayweather into the corner and make him fight back round after round. And Mayweather was happy to oblige.</div>
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	Most of the rounds appeared competitive, but Mayweather pulled away to win 118-110 on judge Robert Hoyle&#39;s scorecard, while Dave Moretti and Patricia Morse Jarman each scored it 117-111. ESPN.com had it 116-112 for Mayweather.</div>
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	Mayweather (43-0, 26 KOs) sat down on his punches and rocked Cotto in the fourth round, turning over his right hand to land several of them flush.</div>
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	Cotto (37-3, 30 KOs), who made $8 million plus a percentage of the pay-per-view profits, got Mayweather&#39;s respect in the sixth round when he landed a pinpoint jab to his nose, drawing blood. After the punch, Mayweather nodded his head to Cotto out of respect.</div>
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	&quot;When you come to fight and are in the heat of the battle, those things happen,&quot; Mayweather said.</div>
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	Every time Cotto trapped Mayweather on the ropes -- which he did often and had some success with it -- the crowd would go wild. But Mayweather would eventually escape the trouble.</div>
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	Mayweather closed strong with a huge 12th round, hurting Cotto with a nasty uppercut and right hands.</div>
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	The fans had gotten their monies worth, and Mayweather had a satisfying victory. HBO will replay the memorable fight, along with the Saul &quot;Canelo&quot; Alvarez-Shane Mosley undercard fight, on May 12 (10:15 p.m. ET/PT).</div>
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	Rafael&#39;s boxing blog</div>
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	Get the latest scoop and analysis on the world of boxing from ESPN.com&#39;s Dan Rafael in his blog.</div>
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	&quot;He&#39;s a tough competitor,&quot; Mayweather said. &quot;I knew I was going to have to come in the ring to fight hard and execute the game plan. Cotto is a future Hall of Famer and he is no pushover. We fought at his weight class. He came to fight. He didn&#39;t come to survive, he came to fight. So I dug down and fought him back.&quot;</div>
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	Mayweather, who earned a boxing-record guarantee of $32 million (plus a hefty percentage of the pay-per-view profit), was focused on the fight throughout the promotion, never seeming to let the looming jail sentence unnerve him. He kept up the brave front after the fight, as well.</div>
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	&quot;You&#39;re dealt obstacles in your life,&quot; Mayweather said. &quot;You have to take the good with the good and the bad with the bad. When June 1 comes, the only thing I can do is accept it.&quot;</div>
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	Mayweather said he plans to fight again this year after his release from jail. The fight the world wants is to see him face Manny Pacquiao.</div>
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	Once again, like a broken record, Mayweather made it sound like that won&#39;t happen, despite protests to the contrary.</div>
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	&quot;Bob Arum is in the way,&quot; Mayweather said of the Top Rank promoter who represents Pacquiao (and once promoted Mayweather). &quot;He&#39;s stopping the fans from getting what they want. Let&#39;s give the fans what they want.&quot;</div>
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	Mayweather, however, has demanded more than 50 percent of the money in the fight, which has been a nonstarter. He didn&#39;t acknowledge that fact after the Cotto fight. &quot;I&#39;ve been trying to make the Pacquiao fight,&quot; Mayweather said.</div>
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	Then he turned to his demands for blood and urine drug testing for the fight. Pacquiao has repeatedly agreed, which Mayweather won&#39;t acknowledge.</div>
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	&quot;Cotto didn&#39;t have the problem taking the random blood and urine tests,&quot; he said. &quot;Why shouldn&#39;t Pacquiao? If he&#39;s the best, take the test.&quot;</div>
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	That is the same old argument -- but for another day. On this night, Mayweather took the test from Cotto inside the ring.</div>
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      <dc:date>2012-05-06T05:01:26+00:00</dc:date>
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	Floyd Mayweather took a break from training for his fight against Miguel Cotto to withdraw TWO MILLION DOLLARS in bills from his bank!</div>
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      <dc:date>2012-05-06T05:00:06+00:00</dc:date>
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      <dc:date>2012-05-03T05:25:20+00:00</dc:date>
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	I told my roommate I was gonna kick him in the face if he kept singing in the shower, he must have thought I was joking.</div>
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	Luisa Seau, the mother of former NFL star Junior Seau, was distraught about the apparent suicide of her son, saying &quot;I pray to God, please, take me, take me, leave my son.&quot;</div>
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      <dc:date>2012-05-03T05:05:31+00:00</dc:date>
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	NJ Woman Was Arrested After Police Said She Brought Her 5 year old Daughter Into A Tanning Booth!</div>
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	A New Jersey woman was arrested after police said she brought her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning booth, causing the girl to suffer burns.</div>
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	But 44-year-old Patricia Krentcil, who was charged with second-degree child endangerment, said her daughter was never exposed to the tanning booth&#39;s UV rays and instead got slightly sunburned while playing outside on a warm day.</div>
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	The girl&#39;s father told NBC 4 New York his daughter told classmates at school that she &quot;went tanning with Mommy.&quot; He thinks a teacher overheard, inaccurately connected the girl&#39;s sunburn to the tanning salon trip and contacted police.</div>
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      <dc:subject>OMG, SMH, WTF, WOW, PYAOB</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-05-02T05:15:25+00:00</dc:date>
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	Rihanna treated herself to a night of female strippers and shared her experience with her 18 million Twitter followers early this morning.</div>
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	Dressed in a silver and black Oakland Raiders shirt and shorts the &quot;Talk That Talk&quot; singer made it rain at a New York strip club.</div>
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	&quot;Best stress reliever= $tripper$. Kill it Tip it #Cake,&quot; Riri tweeted. &quot;#ROCstarsh*t my daddy would be proud&quot;</div>
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	The singer attached two photos of her wild night out on the town. Check them out up top and below.</div><br /></description>
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      <dc:date>2012-05-02T05:10:03+00:00</dc:date>
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	<title>Rihanna Hits The Strip Club &amp; Makes It Rain &#8220;My Daddy Would Be Proud&#8221;</title>
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	<description>Rihanna Is Just Enjoying Herself Wouldn't You Agree?</description>
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      <title>Wiz Khalifa Busted Again For Weed Possession!</title>
      <link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com/comments/wiz_khalifa_busted_again_for_weed_possession</link>
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<div class="news-image"><img src="http://putyoassonblast.com/images/uploads/image_upload/WizKhalifaSmoking500x398.png" alt="Wiz Khalifa Busted Again For Weed Possession!" width="" /></div><br />	  <p>
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	Wiz Khalifa Busted Again For Weed Possession!</div>
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	Wiz Khalifa loves puffing on the sticky green, but he might want to slow down a bit while on tour. TMZ is reporting that the rapper was busted for the 2nd time in 10 days, this time in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.</div>
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	Wiz was caught with 11.39 grams of weed last night after being searched aboard his tour bus. It seems that the Taylor Gang General was big chiefing before a show when cops put a stop to the party.</div>
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	Just 10 days prior he was caught with weed in Nashville at a local Holiday Inn after police received complaints about weed smoke.</div>
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	In both cases Wiz received citations and has to appear in court at a later date.</div>
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      <dc:subject>OMG, SMH, WTF, WOW, LMAO, PYAOB</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-05-02T05:05:28+00:00</dc:date>
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	<title>Wiz Khalifa Busted Again For Weed Possession!</title>
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	<description>Busted And Disgusted...SMH</description>
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      <title>Elephant Caught Having A Snack Attack!</title>
      <link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com/comments/elephant_caught_having_a_snack_attack</link>
      <guid>http://www.putyoassonblast.com/comments/elephant_caught_having_a_snack_attack#When:05:10:06Z</guid>
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<img src="/images/uploads/image_upload/1elephantsnack.jpg" alt="Elephant Caught Having A Snack Attack!" /><br />	  <p>
	Elephant Caught Having A Snack Attack!</p>
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      <dc:subject>OMG, SMH, WTF, WOW, LMAO, PYAOB</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-05-01T05:10:06+00:00</dc:date>
	<image>
	<url>http://www.putyoassonblast.com//images/uploads/image_upload/1elephantsnack.jpg</url>
	<title>Elephant Caught Having A Snack Attack!</title>
	<link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com//images/uploads/image_upload/1elephantsnack.jpg</link>
	<width>111</width>
	<height>33</height>
	<description>Now That Was One Disgusting Ass Snack...LMAO</description>
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      <title>Gym Fail: Kiss Your Own Ass And More!</title>
      <link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com/comments/gym_fail_kiss_your_own_ass_and_more</link>
      <guid>http://www.putyoassonblast.com/comments/gym_fail_kiss_your_own_ass_and_more#When:05:05:30Z</guid>
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<img src="/images/uploads/image_upload/1gymfail.jpg" alt="Gym Fail: Kiss Your Own Ass And More!" /><br />	  <p>
	Gym Fail: Kiss Your Own Ass And More!</p>
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      <dc:subject>LMAO, PYAOB</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-05-01T05:05:30+00:00</dc:date>
	<image>
	<url>http://www.putyoassonblast.com//images/uploads/image_upload/1gymfail.jpg</url>
	<title>Gym Fail: Kiss Your Own Ass And More!</title>
	<link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com//images/uploads/image_upload/1gymfail.jpg</link>
	<width>111</width>
	<height>33</height>
	<description>I Can Think Of A Few Things He Looks Like He Can Do There...LMAO</description>
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      <title>Rihanna &#8220;Where Have You Been&#8221; [Official Music Video] You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?</title>
      <link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com/comments/rihanna_where_have_you_been_official_music_video_you_decide_blast_it_or_tra</link>
      <guid>http://www.putyoassonblast.com/comments/rihanna_where_have_you_been_official_music_video_you_decide_blast_it_or_tra#When:05:32:40Z</guid>
      <description>
<img src="/images/uploads/image_upload/1rihanna_1.jpg" alt="Rihanna &#8220;Where Have You Been&#8221; [Official Music Video] You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?" /><br />	  <p>
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	Rihanna &quot;Where Have You Been&quot; [Official Music Video] You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?</div>
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	After teasing fans with several behind the scenes clips, Rihanna delivers the official video for &quot;Where Have You Been,&quot; the latest single off of her latest album, Talk That Talk.</div>
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	Directed By: Dave Meyers</div>
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      <dc:subject>PYAOB, Blast It or Trash It?</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-04-30T05:32:40+00:00</dc:date>
	<image>
	<url>http://www.putyoassonblast.com//images/uploads/image_upload/1rihanna_1.jpg</url>
	<title>Rihanna &#8220;Where Have You Been&#8221; [Official Music Video] You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?</title>
	<link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com//images/uploads/image_upload/1rihanna_1.jpg</link>
	<width>111</width>
	<height>33</height>
	<description>You Decide, Blast It or Trash It?</description>
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      <title>Mysterious Monster Washes Ashore in Seal Beach California!</title>
      <link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com/comments/mysterious_monster_washes_ashore_in_seal_beach_california</link>
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<img src="/images/uploads/image_upload/1myserymonster.jpg" alt="Mysterious Monster Washes Ashore in Seal Beach California!" /><br />	  <p>
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	Mysterious Monster Washes Ashore in Seal Beach California!</div>
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	You&#39;re Telling Me Nobody Knows What This Mysterious Monster Is, YEAH RIGHT!</div>
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      <dc:subject>OMG, SMH, WTF, WOW, PYAOB</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-04-30T05:15:00+00:00</dc:date>
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	<url>http://www.putyoassonblast.com//images/uploads/image_upload/1myserymonster.jpg</url>
	<title>Mysterious Monster Washes Ashore in Seal Beach California!</title>
	<link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com//images/uploads/image_upload/1myserymonster.jpg</link>
	<width>111</width>
	<height>33</height>
	<description>You're Telling Me Nobody Knows What This Mysterious Monster Is, YEAH RIGHT!</description>
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      <title>Signs Highlighting The F&#45;Word Force Others To Ask “What The?&#8221;</title>
      <link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com/comments/signs_highlighting_the_f-word_force_others_to_ask_what_the</link>
      <guid>http://www.putyoassonblast.com/comments/signs_highlighting_the_f-word_force_others_to_ask_what_the#When:05:13:44Z</guid>
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<img src="/images/uploads/image_upload/1fucingsign.jpg" alt="Signs Highlighting The F-Word Force Others To Ask “What The?&#8221;" /><br />	  <p>
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	Signs Highlighting The F-Word Force Others To Ask &ldquo;What The?&quot;</div>
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	CNN&#39;s Anderson Cooper ponders &quot;what&#39;s in a name&quot; as he looks at multiple signs sporting the f-word.</div>
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      <dc:subject>WOW, LMAO, PYAOB</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2012-04-30T05:13:44+00:00</dc:date>
	<image>
	<url>http://www.putyoassonblast.com//images/uploads/image_upload/1fucingsign.jpg</url>
	<title>Signs Highlighting The F-Word Force Others To Ask “What The?&#8221;</title>
	<link>http://www.putyoassonblast.com//images/uploads/image_upload/1fucingsign.jpg</link>
	<width>111</width>
	<height>33</height>
	<description>What The F Is Yo Opinion On This?</description>
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